I should have just gone to see The Dark Knight again
I suppose I deserved this. All my intuition told me to stay away, but my curiosity won out and I went and paid real cash money to see The X-Files: I Do Not Want To Believe. This is a bad movie. Could have been edited down into a subpar monster of the week episode, maybe. It’s as though Chris Carter was off camera for every scene shouting “No no no! Sadder! More dourer! Play it totally humorless! Like you’ve just been diagnosed with a terminal illness!” What the hell is Amanda Peet doing here? And Exibit? What’s with all the snow? wtf. Only three things need to be taken from this movie:
1 • Russians are bad human beings. But we already knew that.
2 • West Virginia should be avoided at all cost. But we already knew that.
3 • The Catholics are Doing It Wrong. But we already knew that too.
Don’t go see this movie. You’ll regret it.
Russians are on occasion horrible people, but that may have something to do with replacing a majority of their blood with cheap vodka. Sadly, with a budget of only $30 million, this will probably make it’s money back.
Xzibit. It’s Xzibit. If it was Exhibit then his nickname, Mr. Avirex to the Z, just wouldn’t make any sense.
well, whatever his handle is, he’s a shitty actor
I can’t even hear you two over the joyful sounds of my Pimp My Ride season 1 dvds.
I do not know why you are degrading my organization (NAMBLA) just so you can have an example which seems to be easy to take a shot at. You obviously so not understand the tenets of our organizations or the benefits of man/boy love.
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