Do I even need to say anything else here? I didn’t think so. Maybe this should be a new Shark Week! tradition: every year, we feed a worthless celeb to the fishes. We could even make it a contest, with fans calling in to cast their vote. Or, if they have AT&T, they can send a text message of their choice to the special number listed on the bottom of the screen.
…in political news, Tim Kaine? Seriously?? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Was Lieberman not taking your calls, Barry?
People I’d rather see on the ticket:
- Wesley Clark
- Al Gore
- Hillary
- That Sebelius chick
- John Edwards
- John Kerry
- Guy who plays Sayid on Lost
- Ted Kennedy
- Alex Rodriguez
- Heath Ledger
Sports note of the day: I think sometimes Greg Smith puts guys on base just so he can show off his pick-off move.
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I would settle for Naveen Andrews OR Sayid. Or maybe Jack Bauer? Was he busy? Jack Ryan, even? (The Harrison Ford Jack Ryan, of course, and not Ben Affleck, although even Alec Baldwin would do.) Maybe Don Draper? Obi-Wan Kenobi? A giant shark?
And not, you know, a guy who looks like he cuts his hair himself.
Oh, and one other thing: Shark Week! Huzzah!
How the hell does that qualify as an “attack”? Sounds like he stepped on it and was bitten on the foot.
Anyhow, watching the discovery channel you would think that a reef shark is the most dangerous creature in the world. I can tell you this – they are great fun to photograph. I invite you to check out some of my photos.