and no, not the state of georgia, home of the dirty south (with Timbaland in the background mumbling durty durty) but european country of georgia. now there is a place more worthy of pushing around. with it’s new honorary colonel-in-chief Nils Olav, they are clearly in a weak state that could use a nice healthy shake up. not to come off as racist, but this man is black as well as white. and much like napoleon bonaparte was ridiculed for his short stature, this gent doesn’t even crack three feet tall. that’s right. this is no ordinary man or leader. this is a penguin. 

this penguin was a residing in the edingburgh zoo, located in scotland. Olav’s previous successor was made a  member of the king’s guard back in 1972, but died (or was assassinated!!!!!) and replaced with this attractive fellow on friday. please allow me to be the first to congratulate comrade olav in his promotion from honorable regimental sergeant major to honorary colonel-in-chief.