and no, not the state of georgia, home of the dirty south (with Timbaland in the background mumbling durty durty) but european country of georgia. now there is a place more worthy of pushing around. with it’s new honorary colonel-in-chief Nils Olav, they are clearly in a weak state that could use a nice healthy shake up. not to come off as racist, but this man is black as well as white. and much like napoleon bonaparte was ridiculed for his short stature, this gent doesn’t even crack three feet tall. that’s right. this is no ordinary man or leader. this is a penguin.
this penguin was a residing in the edingburgh zoo, located in scotland. Olav’s previous successor was made a member of the king’s guard back in 1972, but died (or was assassinated!!!!!) and replaced with this attractive fellow on friday. please allow me to be the first to congratulate comrade olav in his promotion from honorable regimental sergeant major to honorary colonel-in-chief.
A most auspicious debut, St. Cosmo! We laugh now, but just wait until that little dude develops opposable thumbs, then we’ll all be fucked. Also, that’s, *ahem* Sir Nils Olav to you.
thank you very much Mr Light! yes, watch Olav’s thumbs. he could pick yoshi to do his bidding in WWIII if he so chooses…..
http://www.mariowiki.com/Yoshi
and yes, all titles aside, “icebox” and i will be playing some foosball while sipping some slightly chilled Martell Cognac from unbelievably priced snifters!
I wake up one morning and I’ve got to be afraid of AIDS being out there. The next morning, it’s AIDS and global warming. The next morning, it’s AIDS, global warming, and the impending zombie holocaust. The following morning, AIDS, global warming, zombies, and then, of course, fucking robots, man.
Then this morning comes along and I wake up and guess what? Now I’m scared to death of the march of the penguins.
Other than that, what an excellent post. Welcome, Peanut