John, you old kidder! You prank-making old son of a bitch! You really had us going! Only a maverick like you could put one over on us like this. But seriously, it’s Romney, right? Old Mittens’ll get your back with that cash money of his, take care o ‘Bama’s fund-raiser edge? Wait-what?
For being 150 years old, McCrazyballs is running one of the weirdest, most childish campaigns ever. His main attack angle is that Obama is popular, and, like, popular kids can suck it! Or something. I just wonder who Kkkarl Rove has in mind for 2012, since he’s obviously tanking this election in favor of the next one. Are there high draft picks for losing big that I don’t know about?
Edited to add:
“She’s (Palin) going to learn national security at the foot of the master for the next four years, and most doctors think that he’ll be around at least that long,” — Charlie Black, one of John McCain’s top advisers.