HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!11!!111one!!!!!!!!!!!
John, you old kidder! You prank-making old son of a bitch! You really had us going! Only a maverick like you could put one over on us like this. But seriously, it’s Romney, right? Old Mittens’ll get your back with that cash money of his, take care o ‘Bama’s fund-raiser edge? Wait-what?
So, like, what are we giving it, like a week before Mrs. Palin and her creepy husband bow out and go back to hunting polar bears? Is this just McCain’s way of gracefully surrendering?
Eh. Maybe with Marco's dick.
For being 150 years old, McCrazyballs is running one of the weirdest, most childish campaigns ever. His main attack angle is that Obama is popular, and, like, popular kids can suck it! Or something. I just wonder who Kkkarl Rove has in mind for 2012, since he’s obviously tanking this election in favor of the next one. Are there high draft picks for losing big that I don’t know about?
Edited to add:
“She’s (Palin) going to learn national security at the foot of the master for the next four years, and most doctors think that he’ll be around at least that long,” — Charlie Black, one of John McCain’s top advisers.
ZOMGWTFBBQ!
I’m sure it’s been said before and probably said better, but is this seriously his plan to snatch up a few Hillary supports who somewow think they’ve been left out in the rain? Are all women as stupid and moronic as he thinks they are? As he is himself?
I think you’re right. I think that Rove is totally throwing this one.
That said, I guess we now know what Tina Fey will look like in her mid-40s. Not bad at all.
Speaking of which, Lemon party! Lemon party! Lemon party!
Eh, but Tina Fey’s got a purty face, and some light behind her eyes. She’s cute as all hell (and probably more qualified to be a heartbeat from the presidency). Sarah Palin… nice body, butter…
I seriously think this Palin woman just clinched the election for the Republicans. Your average heartland voter can “relate” to blatant cronyism and polar bear-hunting MILF. BTW Aside from the Eskimos, isn’t Alaska populated almost entirely by doomsday clock-watcheing survivalist types?
I thought they went to Montana, but if that’s the case, once they start drilling for oil up there, it’ll be a perfect neo-con paradise.
Also, this.
And this woman should not be allowed to name her own children.
One of those kids probably isn’t even hers.
Lest we forget why we fight.