One of these days, I’ll write an actual post about the weirdness of Nic Cage, and especially his hair. It’s about as transparent as Tom Cruise’s sexuality or has as much credibility as George W. Bush. It’s like a giant mole on an actor’s face. He may be chewing the shit out of that delicious scenery, but you’re looking right at it the whole time, unable to pull your eyes away, especially since it’s the same bizarre ‘do that grace Tom Hank’s head in The Da Vinci Code.

Oh, and apparently his new film, Bangkok Dangerous, bombed hard, becoming the biggest opening weekend box office flop in five years. The most bizarre, but probably most fun, of the Coppola clan is now in with such illustrious company as David Spade. Awesome.

Still, I guess it’s no Zyzzyx Road, but still. Just do your best, Nic Cage, you great big weirdo.

(I promise you that we here at Counterforce do watch actual good movies, or at least real films. One of these days we’ll actually talk about them. One of these days…)