Been busy lately, but I’ve always got time to link to my internet crush: Ms. Tracy Clark-Flory. She’s got some new sex studies she’d like to comment on. Take it away, Tracy:
“In a press release, study author Heidi E. Hutton summarized the findings: “Across genders, women binge drinkers are more likely to have anal sex than men binge drinkers. Within gender, women binge drinkers are three times as likely to have anal sex, and twice as likely to have multiple sex partners compared to women who do not drink alcohol. Compared to non-drinking women, women binge drinkers are also five times as likely to have gonorrhea.”"
I think that’s wonderful.
Sex study: "Women binge drinkers are three times as likely to have anal sex"
But enough about her already. The media’s already giving her way too much attention. Palin’s only danger comes from Democrats being so busy teeing off on her joke of a nomination that they stop focusing on the issues, which is what They are hoping for. And at Counterforce, We are ever striving to oppose Them. Or, more succinctly:
huh? it’s a mixed bag of feelings when I think about this massively alcoholic ladyfriend I used to hang out with. firstly, there’s regret that, had I pursued the issue, I would have had a 300% better chance of smashing her ample ass. on the flipside, there’s a sense of relief that I avoided the very likely scenario of contracting gonnorhea. sigh…i still get wistful when i think of her shapely ass before it got all sloppy due to her binge drinking lifestyle.
@erotikus, Didn’t we agree we would keep our former dalliances private? I can’t believe you are airing it out like this, in a comment of all places. And, more like 250%.
And that study is crap. I bet I would qualify as a “binge drinker” and I WISH I had multiple sex partners, have never even done it up the butt, And gonnorhea? No, dude. Never. I guess I am doing it wrong.
Finally, science I can get behind.
I don’t know if there’s some unspoken internet understanding but i didn’t agree to shit. Besides, I only do amish chicks and for them looking at a computer screen means an automatic sentence to hell. That girl whose honor i dragged through the mud is too busy getting sodomized and making moonshine in her barn to care.
Also, I’m sure if you keep it up the law of averages will catch up with you.