You don’t need scars to prove who you are. You just need the moves, baby. The moves.
(Thanks, Unicornology. You’re awesome.)
Also, I noticed that the VP debate rules have changed for Palin. That should shock me (it, of course, doesn’t) or upset me, but it’s like this every four years, right? I remember Bush was a fucking baby about how his debates with Gore were going to go.