
The weekend’s almost over.

You probably have to go back to work tomorrow.

Unless you don’t.

Then… well, that’s up to you, isn’t it?

Some links to carry your carcass into the new week:
Brazilian beauty recalls hot Rio affair with young John McCain. Eww.
Drunk man has sex with a car.
Let’s be honest with ourselves: If Sarah Palin was a sandwich, it’d probably be pretty, but taste like nothing. And it’d be more than likely be bad for women everywhere. Probably everyone everywhere.
Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teens after stabbing each of them 666 times.
Terrorist fears could create psychosomatic epidemic, Feds warn.
Emoticons have escaped their electronic prisons and are now in the real world!
Marco Sparks went to see a play the other night.
The Top 10 Mad Scientists of all time.
The greatest hits of the group that hacked Palin’s emails.
Increasing rumors swirling that Biden will drop off the ticket, only to be replaced by… Hillary.
Val Kilmer to possibly run for Governor of New Mexico. That should’ve maybe been included with this post.