heeellloooo counterforce, peanut here! sorry for my little break i’ve been on recently. to break the ice again, it’s going to be a little bit random….but let’s see what happens!
if you have this little series of tubes, you may have noticed a news story or two about the plane crash in south carolina involving travis barker, DJ AM, and four other dead guys.
tweedle dee and tweedle dum
now, never mind that you hear nothing about the four passengers who didn’t survive. news readers will only be bombarded with stories about these two who did live. and they will be famous now for an additional 15 minutes, bringing their total to thirty minutes so far. which is approximately forty five minutes too long. so, brace yourself. at least for the larry king special.
coming out is all the rage. i almost wish i could come out of my closet, if only there weren’t so many shoes in the way. or a closet to come out of. first up is breaking news involving lindsay lohan admitting that she and DJ girlfriend samantha ronson are actually a couple.
not hot. not even a little.
after you get done throwing up in your own mouth…save a little more stomach acid for the next trip up. clay akin of american idol semi fame was next up to bat. i know what you’re thinking. you’ve totally been side swiped by information. give it a second to sink in as i know you NEVER SAW THIS COMING. aiken, the father of a brand new in vitro fertilization baby, is not a fan of broads.
hey there, cowboy....
sigh….straight girls just lost another one. oh well! if clay is smart, he’ll hurry up and find his better half and marry him before proposition 8 makes that not so possible. if nothing else, he can say he tried to be a part of something to help gay rights move forward, rather then just a bad television show.
also, chuck klosterman just came out with a new book!! “downtown owl” was released september 16, and unlike his previous works which tend to be nonfiction/semi autobiographical at times; klosterman’s new release is fiction. after a little bit of research, i can’t wait!
oh holy al gore….the man might have been on to something in that movie i fell asleep in….
allz i gotz to say is, 2012 brah!
before i peace out on this one….here’s a little new tv on the radio, for your ass. and i’m spent! goodnight!
Wait, so Chuck Klosterman came out too? that makes sense. Lindsay could do so much better, but maybe this is the scene in the movie where she settles down a little and remembers that she’s a halfway decent actress and a fucking terrible singer, so maybe she should jump on the Indie Movie train and do something productive with herself.
…Okay, I’ll be honest, the whole time I was typing that i was thinking about her tits.
chuck klosterman joke = not funny.
go back to thinking about her tits.
aww, lindsay & sam are adorable!
also, lindsay’s song, bossy is the hit of every party. i can’t find it on youtube, but apparently she has a youtube channel with hilarious comments.
clay aiken coming out was literally the best thing that happened all day. i was a serious american idol watcher that season and it was SO obvious he was a sister. i’m glad he’s stopped the lies.
To be insensitive but culturally accurate for a moment: Plane crashes are the ecosystem’s way of telling rock star’s that their song needs to come to an abrupt finish. Al Gore will back me up on this. Sometimes you fade away to much deserved obscurity like Fred Durst, and sometimes nature has to step in and handle that shit. That can lead to either the day the music died or to, like, the Lynyrd Skynyrd crash. Or, the day that the Earth tried to ground Travis Barker and Nicole Richie’s ex permanently.
And Aiken? Ha ha. File that one under: “No shit.” That just leaves who, Ryan and Seacrest and Anderson Cooper?
Cooper’s a CIA plant, so you’ve got to factor that into your ‘dar. What we might take for sexual ambiguity could just be Anderson’s willingness to kill people.
Or suck their dicks.
Also, what the fuck is going on in that TV On The Radio video?
you better watch what you say about anderson there, friend….watch it!!!
Or else he’ll try to suck my dick?
it’s on, betch….
anderson is all that is straight male! seriously! wtf!
But back to your post, I can’t believe that Travis Barker plane crash is generating all these “remember other deadly musical plane crash” stories. I mean, people actually cared when Buddy Holly and co. died. There was even a song about it. I don’t think anyone would even blink if Barker had died. I don’t know who the four other people who ate it on that flight were, but I’d be just fine trading the drummer from blink 182′s life for them. Or, you know, a klondike bar.
Klondike bars are incredibly tasty, so that’s a very sensible notion.
it’s not just barker though, people seem to actually give a shit about adam goldstein too! is it because he’s such a great dj, or anything even closely related to his profession? no! it’s because he dated a few girls who were famous. it’s so stupid, the whole famous for nothing celebrity. much like paris hilton or anyone who ever made a name for themselves off an MTV show.
where as when buddy holly and ritchie valens died, people cared because it was an actual loss because these kids were so young and their potential was infinite. now in 2008, the best we can do is these two d-bags. very very sad….
And not at all classy, like this.
re: picture linked to above:
Hotdog.
Hallway.
Annnnd….. scene.
Well said, sir.
hahahhaah!!! yes!