Let’s have a little intermission for those of you still up, late at night, slaving away over your hot computers.
We want you to get real close, because we got a few things I need to say. We know you’ve had a hard day and all you want to do is relax. Why don’t you have a sip of this nice glass of Henny, put your feet up and let us sing you a sweet lullaby:
But, don’t worry darling, we respect your ability to consent. We will only make sweet love to you until you say stop:
We can only hope, pray and beg that our posts make you weak in the knees,
But don’t try to call us tomorrow because well, we won’t be here, but don’t worry lover, we’ll totally call you back:
Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.
xoxo,
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