Watching the debate was absolutely atrocious. Your hideous attempt at dodging every bullet thrown at you was pathetic. Joe Biden was like the shot heard round the world. And you were the target. You poor, hopeless, incompetent soul.
You’re going to stop greed and corruption on Wall Street? Can you even tell me where that is? That’s a long way from Alaska. Are you going to stop all the assault and battery in New York next? Why not take on world hunger while you’re at it? There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about. But seriously, your faltering endeavor at convincing the American public that you’re ready to be second in command is discreditable.
It’s ok, you being number 2 in the entire country won’t be so bad. You’ve raised a great family. Behind every great woman there is a great man?
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Tracy! She's so dreamy!
I’ve always maintained that, much in the way pornography has trailblazed other technological fields (like video and the Intertubes), the first sentient robots our civilization produces will be sexbots.
This may be the first time that the VP debates are scooping up more interest than the Presidential debates. I mean, did we really see anything too unexpected from either Obama or McCain last Friday?
But all eyes are on Sarah Palin tonight as she debates Biden in St. Louis tonight. I think the common theory is that, of course, Biden will win, but… and there’s always a but. Will she prove herself to be the Queen of the nonanswer? Will she make him look like a mean, pandering sexist old bastard? Will all the dials get tweaked and turned that the behind the scenes folks and the spin experts want tweaked and turned? Will a cool, calm, and collected Governor of Alaska show up tonight or will it be the unversed dorky performer we’ve seen the last few weeks? Which Biden will show up? Will she prove her readiness? Will the word “fundamental” get bandied about another hundred thousand times? Are we in for a fairly hebetudinous affair? Will Palin completely draw a blank when it comes to answering any real questions? Will there be any real answers out of either of them? And of course, will they keep trying to make a big deal out of the upcoming Gwen Ifill book, which hasn’t really been a secret?
