I <3 Sarah Palin

Woe is me, Sarah. The things you do to my heart.

Watching the debate was absolutely atrocious. Your hideous attempt at dodging every bullet thrown at you was pathetic. Joe Biden was like the shot heard round the world. And you were the target. You poor, hopeless, incompetent soul.

You’re going to stop greed and corruption on Wall Street? Can you even tell me where that is? That’s a long way from Alaska. Are you going to stop all the assault and battery in New York next? Why not take on world hunger while you’re at it? There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about. But seriously, your faltering endeavor at convincing the American public that you’re ready to be second in command is discreditable.

It’s ok, you being number 2 in the entire country won’t be so bad. You’ve raised a great family. Behind every great woman there is a great man?

2 Responses to I <3 Sarah Palin

  1. There are a lot of nasty jokes about Todd Palin I could make here. I won’t, but they’re certainly crossing my mind unbidden.

    The debate was mostly blah. Sarah managed not to fall on her face, but so what? The only lasting images people are going to take from that is a political neophyte telling Joe fucking Biden that his Iraq exit strategy, which a majority of Americans agree with, is a “white flag of of surrender.”

    That, and Biden getting choked up talking about his late wife and daughter, and Palin robotically spouting “maverick” immediately after it as if she didn’t even hear what he was saying. Classy, Sarah. Watching those little graph lines on CNN was entertaining. Palin took a dump with the focus group every time she said “maverick.” Maybe just maybe the American people are seeing through the bullshit these days.

  2. august! welcome! way to get started with a bang :) where are the nude sarah palin pixxxx?? i’m waiting! god, mccrazyballs better not get elected, i’m already so sick of that woman….

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