Vote for Obama. Vote for McCain. Light your vote on fire and throw it away on a douchebag like Bob Barr or any of those other losers (I think Nader’s on the ballot in a few states again), but whatever the fuck you do, VOTE TOMORROW.
A few last minute headlines:
Obama’s grandmother dies.
Obama’s Nevada campaign director dies.
Palin goes after Obama on coal comments.
Polls point to McCain upset if you are polling John McCain himself.
Unrelated: How to have sex with a dolphin.
Joe the Plummer questions Obama’s loyalty to America.
Palin on Democrats: “Do they think that terrorists… are the good guys?”
Republican Mayor of San Diego now supports gay marriage.
Palin as big as problem as Bush and the economy for McCain.
How much is your vote worth?
Obama’s grandmother.
Poll closing times.
John McCain would like one last word with you regarding tomorrow’s very important election.
Just remember: If you don’t vote tomorrow, you’re really just fucking yourself.
Nader is indeed on the ballot in at least one state. I haven’t seen a single fucking ad from that guy. I guess when you’re filthy rich you think of new, innovative ways to blow your money.