And the winner is… John McCAIN!

PSYCHE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Some of this hologram bullshit.

Goodbye, Sarah Palin, it’s… not really been fun, but it’s been something. If Ted Stevens wins and goes to jail, does she appoint herself?

Joe the Plumber tries voting at the wrong place.

Why vote against Republicans? Because fuck them, that’s why.

Presidency, corner pocket.

Alright, everybody, let’s go get drunk. The first round is on Counterforce (and by Counterforce, I mean Benjamin Light, but whatever). It’s time to believe again. It’s nice to be excited about tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and every tomorrow to come. Let’s do this!