Hey kids, it’s Cthulhu Cthusrday Cthristmastime!

Cthulhu loves the holidays! A season for giving and taking and… Well, a lot of taking, that’s for sure.

Cthulhu Christmas carols.

Cthulhu Christmas cookies, the perfect little sumthin sumthin to leave out for Santa on the big night.

Mr. P would like to fuck you with his great big ears.

Boing Boing’s guide to charitable gift giving in 2008.

Cheerleader’s suspended for nude photo scandal.

A Cthulhu Christmas stocking. And other cute and cuddly Cthulhu plushness.

The laughter of the damned!

A Cthulhu Christmas miracle brough to you by the author of Baby’s First Mythos.

Marco Sparks, magic soccer!

William Gibson’s Agrippa, the self destructing poem.

Cthulhu Cthursday: Words Of Wisdom.

Nobel prize-winning laser genius is going to be Obama’s Secretary of Energy.

A Cthulhu/H.P. Lovecraft shopping list if you’re so inclined to buy your special someone that kind of shit this holiday season.

Ugh. There’s only 13 days left until Christmas!