You really did. You don’t even know. You see, a while back we were sure that

but we were wrong, thankfully. Even though we tend to

we still haven’t forgotten that

and it just depends on your perspective, right? You just have to remember that

and everything will be fine. I know, I know, enough with the fucking semiotics, right? No patience, you. But that’s cool. We know that you’re just chilling there…

…and you’re thinking to yourself, “Fuck me, it’s New Year’s Eve!”

Time to get down, to party, to have a good time, right?

A super good time.

Hell yes. We hope you have a great time out there. An amazing time. A super fantastic sexy time on your NYE.

We sure as shit will (minus the children).

Oh yes. But that’s just us. That’s just how we get down, no biggie.  But just like us, you’re required to go out there and have a great time. Party like a lunatic.  It’s been a long, crazy year, hasn’t it? Full of good times…

…and bad. Times when you couldn’t tell if that thing you were looking at was

But it’s all over now. Now’s the time to have some fun. You deserve it. But, get it all out of your system and don’t forget that, just like us, in the new year, you are cordially required to

That’s right. That’s the only resolution you ever need to make (although “hitting the gym” and “stop fucking up” are still acceptable). You and us both. And remember, no matter what happens…

…cause it really is. You know why? Because

From everyone at Counterforce, have yourself a great NYE! And we’ll see you next year.