For reals. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
“And that energy, once we can harness it correctly, is going to allow us to manipulate time.”
President Barack Obama’s first day and the things we don’t know.
We’ve got work to do.
Obama signs the order to close Guantanamo within a year.
Student decapitated at Virginia Tech.
“That is one of the things that’s very attractive about secrecy – it gives you a lot of control.”
Man murders his estranged wife because she changed her Facebook status to “single.”
Obama: “I remain committed to protecting a woman’s right to choose.”
Man and woman have a fight in front of a elementary school. He then hits her over the head with a beer bottle.
Obama keeps his blackberry.
Headmail to the future!
“To Hate Like This Is To Be Happy.” Above, the last Get Your War On ever.
Obama to Bush: “I can release your records. Don’t like it? Sue.”
Kanye: “Paparazzi give real photographers a bad name. Pictures are worth a thousand words, theirs are worth a thousand dollars.”
Gitmo apparently made the enemy combatants even more hardcore.
Oscar: “Are you… dead?” Eli: “No. Can’t you tell?”
One thousand novels that everyone should read.
Ms. Hawking is back! (Is she Faraday’s momma?)
Well, I guess Kanye was right. A picture is worth a thousand words.
I totally understand Baracks refusal to give up his phone. Once you have a phone with internet a keyboard you can never go back to the free flip phone. Government is very slow to implement technological change, I’m sure it’s going to frustrate the shit out of his staff.
who the hell is mrs. hawking???? that GTFO photo at the top is freakin priceless….
Peanut, sometimes I doubt your committment to Sparkle Motion. And to the weird, exciting fringe characters on Lost.
Ms. Hawking! The man with the red shoes! The photo on the monk’s desk (with the really bad photoshopping, I mean, seriously)! Foucault’s Pendulum! “God help us all!”
he told me to forcibly insert this book into my anus! do you doubt my commitment? really?
Whenever I think for just a moment that I could, you then make me realize that I was totally wrong. I just doubt your memory sometimes, ha ha!
I think the important thing to take with us is that, if anything should go wrong, Desmond Hume will be my constant.
I think we need to see way more of the mysterious Dr. Marvin Candle/Pierre Chang. I love how he’s a total dick to everyone. “I don’t need a script!”
This season of Lost is making me do my happy dance. Oh, and I freeze framed my HD copy of “The Lie,” the area on the map being pointed to by the pendulum is near the equator in the pacific ocean, relatively south-west of Christmas Island.
…I saw an article somewhere talking about how shocked Team ‘Bama was to find all the white house computers were shitty old dustboxes running windows Me or something. If ever there was a time for a Presidential shift to the Mac OS…