After much heated debate, here it is. An entire fucking post on crystal light.

It's what's for dinner.

Introduced to me slightly over a year ago, I was hesitant. Putting different colored powder into your water? Why would you possibly want to taint it? Then it happened. After awaking from a deep sleep sweaty and thirsty, I grab for the first bottle in the room. It could have been beer, I would have just sipped it and fallen back asleep. But this something else. As I the sweet, sweet liquid hit my lips I noticed a hint of raspberry. And then heaven. I kept drinking. Not long after, the bottle was gone. And then I fell back asleep. The next morning I had wondered what this unusual red crust around my lips were. Then it hit me. Crystal light. I searched endlessly and found the culprit hiding in my pantry. So lonely and desolate, it hadn’t been touched in days. I drank more. And more.  I found myself drinking more crystal light then water everyday. Then another discovery was to be made, there are different flavors!

That's not kool-aid she's drinking.

Raspberry Ice was my first and foremost favorite. But I found others. Cherry Pomegranate, Fruit Punch, Lemonade, Raspberry Lemonade, Grape, White grape. The list goes on. The flavors are nearly limitless. And they’re good for you! Most packets of crystal light contain only a few calories. So instead of drinking water, just thrown one of these into that 20 ounce bottle you’re drinking from all the time. You won’t regret it.

She is not crystal light. Not even close.

Jennifer Aniston, regrettably for her, is not crystal light. I’ve always maintained the fact that Jennifer Aniston is boring. There is nothing exotic or extraordinary about her. She has a cute face and a decent body. Unless she plans on stripping nude in a movie anytime soon so I can catch a glimpse of said goods, then maybe my opinion would change. But to me, she’s just Sarah plain and tall.

Also, not crystal light

I hope this changes minds, lives. Crystal light has become a sensation for me. I no longer find myself dreading to drink a bottle of water, because I can always just spice it up with a nice packet, or if you’re smart and decided to buy an actual container, of crystal light. With so many different flavors to choose from, why choose just one?