…They do things differently there.

Etta James rips on Beyonce. At last!

Smallest known exoplanet may actually be Earth-mass.

Holy Shit, Batman! Val Kilmer to run for Governor of New Mexico in 2010.

German woman missing for 12 years found alive in Swiss woods.

Real dolls! Threesome! Grocery store parking lot! Florida (naturally)! Bouncey bounce bounce fun!

The Cramps’ frontman Lux Interior dead at 62.

“Careless” man “accidentally” flushes his “penis” down the “loo.”

Unlocking the secrets of very regular (but very rich) Americans.

The “Black Panthers” prepare to take out the Taliban.

Seven year old Indian girls marry frogs to protect their village from disease. Also, there’s no princes left in the world.

Primitive whales gave birth on land.

Hipster Runoff explained (maybe). This interview is interesting to me not because I like Hipster Runoff (I think it’s just so so), but the perspective on the maintaining of an online identity. The same as everything with Burial used to.

Great writers who wrote bad sex scenes.

Here’s some pictures of Obama on the job. And looking kind of GQ about it.

Find a man that needs you more than I.

My super spoiler packed super short review of last night’s episode of Lost:

Jin: “Wow. Fuck. That’s weird.”

“Take all reasonable advantage of that which the present may offer you. It is the only time which is ours. Yesterday is buried forever, and to-morrow we may never see.”

-Victor Hugo.

“People ask me to predict the future, when all I want to do is prevent it. Better yet, build it. Predicting the future is much too easy, anyway. You look at the people around you, the street you stand on, the visible air you breathe, and predict more of the same. To hell with more. I want better.”

-Ray Bradbury.

“It’s the business of the future to be dangerous.”

-Alfred North Whitehead.

“You know that guy aint’ shit. Sorry ass motherfucker ain’t got nothing on me.”

-Barack Obama.