Jesus don’t want me for a sunbeam.

Them:

This (thanks, creepy cultists)  feels especially appropriate considering that Valentine’s Day Single Awareness Day is coming up, right?

Us:

from here.

This also brings to mind that…

COUNTERFORCE WILL BE COMING TO AN AREA NEAR YOU VERY, VERY SOON!

If you live in San Francisco, that is. But, the good news is that we love to talk and talk and talk and we’re absolutely bottomless (uh, stomachs-wise), so drop us a line about arranging a time and a place to buy us a drink?