Them:
This (thanks, creepy cultists) feels especially appropriate considering that Valentine’s Day Single Awareness Day is coming up, right?
Us:
from here.
This also brings to mind that…
COUNTERFORCE WILL BE COMING TO AN AREA NEAR YOU VERY, VERY SOON!
If you live in San Francisco, that is. But, the good news is that we love to talk and talk and talk and we’re absolutely bottomless (uh, stomachs-wise), so drop us a line about arranging a time and a place to buy us a drink?
Oh dear, those first t-shirts LOL!
I agree, it should be called Single Awareness Day. Rather than Couples in Everyone Elses Face day, ugh..
For real.
I thought only single people said that. Who ever really stops masturbating?
well, i’m typing with one hand….lolz indeed.
p.s. buy us drinks, we’re easy! or maybe that’s just benjamin light….
That is correct, I am exceptionally easy.
You’re not easy. You’re effortless.