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Jesus don’t want me for a sunbeam.

February 11, 2009 Marco Sparks Leave a comment Go to comments

Them:

This (thanks, creepy cultists)  feels especially appropriate considering that Valentine’s Day Single Awareness Day is coming up, right?

Us:

from here.

This also brings to mind that…

COUNTERFORCE WILL BE COMING TO AN AREA NEAR YOU VERY, VERY SOON!

If you live in San Francisco, that is. But, the good news is that we love to talk and talk and talk and we’re absolutely bottomless (uh, stomachs-wise), so drop us a line about arranging a time and a place to buy us a drink?

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  1. Locksley McPherson Jnr
    February 11, 2009 at 4:58 pm | #1
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    Oh dear, those first t-shirts LOL!

    I agree, it should be called Single Awareness Day. Rather than Couples in Everyone Elses Face day, ugh..

  2. Marco Sparks
    February 11, 2009 at 5:28 pm | #2
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    For real.

  3. August Bravo
    February 11, 2009 at 7:37 pm | #3
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    I thought only single people said that. Who ever really stops masturbating?

  4. Peanut St. Cosmo
    February 11, 2009 at 9:38 pm | #4
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    well, i’m typing with one hand….lolz indeed.

  5. Peanut St. Cosmo
    February 11, 2009 at 9:39 pm | #5
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    p.s. buy us drinks, we’re easy! or maybe that’s just benjamin light….

  6. Benjamin Light
    February 11, 2009 at 9:49 pm | #6
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    That is correct, I am exceptionally easy.

  7. Marco Sparks
    February 12, 2009 at 3:47 am | #7
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    You’re not easy. You’re effortless.