on this thursday night… in the 2009 in the year of our lord/buddha/vonnegut, i find myself simmering in my own happy juices. don’t take this the wrong way, pervs. every so often, one is quite pleased with them self. and they feel the need to stick it in a pan and put the heat on low and just sssssssimmer.
my simmer is much sexier.
this evening, i’m very happy as i’m not one of THEM. you know THEM. we all do. so let’s not fuck around. the time to nose dive straight in……….IS NOOOOOOW!
some people might say, “noooo, no peanut! don’t go there! that’s just tasteless!” well, that’s exactly why i must prove you wrong. take out your map……
as X marks the spot.
bristol palin and levi babymaker have called off their alaskan shotgun wedding. i hate seeing good things come to an end. what will mama sarah do? shoot him down with a rifle and use ol’ levi as a family room rug? you’re sure as shit not going to get child support out of him….i’ll wait for the trusty US Weekly to inform me.
let’s not get too down in break ups, right? one door closes another one opens…..
this photo makes me want to avoid the pixie cut.
it seems that my arch-nemesis…..
she should really work on her abs.....
went and done got married. to ryan adams. how does this happen? the engagement was enough of a bitch slap, but they got married? wtf?
i’m not going to dwell….on, um, bad shit. what’s more important? miley fucking cyrus. whoa! it’s like you read my mind!
the product of an achy breaky heart.
apparently, little miss disney thinks she matters in the music world. miley decided after being snubbed by jesus’ apostle in waiting, radiohead, that action must be taken. miley wanted to meet radiohead backstage at the grammys. she got denied. she disputed this on the claim that, “she was in the business of making people happy.” so radiohead should make her happy. apparently, they don’t watch the same channel. miley watches disney. if their was a hipster/emo channel, radiohead would watch it. hell, they would run it! they are not in quite the same line of work. one markets to tweens. one…doesn’t. yet, miley says, she will, “ruin them!” good luck to you, kid. touch up your highlights while you’re at it. your roots are lookin a weee bit icky. it gets better. the band’s publicist made a statement on behalf of the band telling miley to, “grow up.” yay!
rather then leave you feeling all weird, let me give you something concrete to walk away with.
um, sorry. try this instead!
Someone needs to make a Joke about Thom’s lazy eye here.
i’m gonna make a joke about your smart ass mouth! wtf? that is all you ever say about radiohead. i want to kick you in the balls.
I gotta be honest in that I’ve always found Mandy Moore to be kind of boring. The sight of her just screams things like “Republican-ish” and “Boring soccer mom who’s too polite (or prude-ish, actually) to accept cunnilingus” and “VH1″ to me. Also, she strikes me as the kind of person who doesn’t appreciate mean or dirty jokes because they’re probably offensive to someone somewhere else.
But the pictures of her with Ryan Adams lately… I think he’s entering my list of guys that look like lesbians along with Elijah Wood and Edward Furlong.
Also, I don’t think I’d ever seen that Gnarls Barkley video before. It’s a bit on the gruesome side, but I kind of like it.
Oh, and Miley wants to “ruin” Radiohead? Good luck with that. I find it hilarious that Miley is probably the biggest pedo-candy since Aaron Carter and she wanted to meet Thom Yorke, whom I have actually come to enjoy the work of more in the past few years, but does look like a textbook example of a child molester. Apparently they/the/he managed to offend Kanye to by doing, as Thom Yorke’s blog puts it, “nothing.”
Walking in the presence of giants here. Cool tinkhing all around!
Oh Peanut, I know you don’t really mean it. Come on, a post on Thom Yorke without a lazy eye joke is like a corona without lime.
that gnarls barkley video is rad, my Soc teacher recommended it to me. it’s just so perfect. and no photo of ryan could ever make me turn away. even with that awful bleached blonde hair….mandy moore does seem really prudish, doesn’t she…i don’t know what it is. but with her dating record, maybe she isn’t…maybe her vagina is chocolate covered cherry flavor or something?
if miley actually succeeded in ruining radiohead, i’d give her a fucking award. she can’t do it. i don’t know who the fuck she thinks she is to ruin something so huge as them, but it just isn’t going to happen. she should just go back to recording shitty songs for tweens and pretending she isn’t doing anal with her 20 not so hot boyfriend.
light, when you put it like that, corona and no lime, all i can do it laugh
I’m not sure what you’re laughing at, St. Cosmo, but I think I don’t care for it.
hahah, you do! it was a great comparison! you never let a post with a radiohead mention sneak by without a “thom yorke is a XXXXXXX. and also, XXXXXXX! but wait, XYZ!” hahah.
and who the fuck drinks corona without lime? if they did, they might discover that their beer is a piece of shit without that little citrus wedge, and that’s a sad thing.
So you’re saying that a Thom Yorke post without a lazy eye joke is shit. Mmhmm.
no no, that’s not it….