This just in…
American Apparel vs. Woody Allen’s sex life.
And setbacks for Warp Drives!
Lobbying more profitable than the cocaine trade.
Speaking of which, the guys from DEVO once did coke with Sarah Jessica Parker and Jamie Gertz when they were 15 or 16 on the set of Square Pegs. That’s awesome.
Roman police find sewer children.
“The year 1998 was a great time for bullshit, especially if you were selling it and especially if it came with the magic suffix .com attached.” That’s from an old Wired article I’m reading about Brock Pierce, former child actor (he was in the first two Mighty Ducks films), a dot com executive by 18, fleeing to Spain at 19 to avoid scandal and child abuse charges, and now a millionaire from selling virtual gear to players of online games.
Microwaves can diffuse bombs from afar.
The trailer for Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience, starring Sasha Grey.
Star crust is 10 billion times stronger than steel.
Dude, you’ve got problems.
In case you’re attacked by a bear…

This just in: CNN not too concerned with having integrity anymore. This goes way beyond parachute journalism.
High school cheerleaders take field trip to male strip club. Awesome.
Sex spray to hold off orgasm: “burning sensation in vagina” and “rash on penis.” Orgasm, consider thyself staved off!
Inside the world of the oil fixer.
The mystery of the rising sea level.
Newsweek to turn new page with relaunch.
Why newspapers are like department stores.
Thanks to Sweden, the guys from Pirate Bay are fucked in a new and unprecedented way.
Thank God Oprah is on Twitter now. Finally, some validation.
The Edge to environment: “Fuck you, environment.” But not really.
Bush administration approved the use of insects in interrogations.
The Vatican is upset that people think that the Pope is crazy for saying that condoms aren’t the answer to helping stop AIDS in Africa. Just a suggestion from your friends at Counterforce: Wrap your junk up. Perhaps twice.
The Elements Of Style still fashionable after 50 years.
Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” is the most popular song to be play at funerals these days.
Speaking of which… A man shot himself during a viewing of Watchmen. That’s a hell of a review.
