Happy Mother’s Day!

Granted, every day should be a day of appreciation and love for the woman who went through the agonizing torture of thrusting you out into the world, but this is our special Hallmark moment to celebrate, so you should be making the most of it!

I was going to do a really cheap post here and talk about nothing but my favorite MILFs…

…and maybe post copious amounts of pictures of them…

…pictures on top of pictures on top of pictures…

…but I decided against it. That’s far too below the high minded super intellectual-ness that is both myself and Counterforce. Well, for the most part.

Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson!

Instead! Let’s just look at excerpts from that now infamous interview Shia LeBeowulf from June’s issue of Playboy, shall we? We shall:

“She’s an ethereal angel,” he says of his mother, a former ballerina. “Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

That makes perfect sense, Shia. Not weird, not creepy at all. I’m not going to take any cheap shots here or talk about an Oedipus complex or anything related to that. He goes on to say:

“The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over,” he tells Playboy. “All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there.

Oh, I should clarify there: Shia talks about how his mother was a bit of a hippie and would happily walk around naked whenever he had friends over. Maybe that’s a bit weird, I don’t know. I’m not going to judge. But I’ll play devil’s advocate here: She’s just being a good host? Who knows. More:

“You’ve got your little buds over, and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She’s in the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.”

You were a lucky boy, Shia. I hope your momma and you have an awesome day today. Do something great for her, okay?

That goes double for all of you Mother Lovers out there as well, okay?