At work the other day I was sitting around bullshitting with my coworkers and somehow we came upon the joke of Obama’s evil twin. How, I don’t honestly remember, but let me assure you: Whatever it was, it was brilliant. So much so that all I remember is the evil twin’s name: BizarrObama.

No, you cannot! Mu ha ha ha ha!

I could go on bullshitting about it with for a while now, but I won’t. Just trust me, it’s hilar.

But how fucking cool would your own evil twin be?

What would it be like? What qualities do you possess that make you the good version of you?

So, so many questions, right?

And would dealing with your evil twin count as therapy?

As long as they don’t kill you, I guess.

And *gasp* could you be the evil twin?

Evil twin Marco Sparks has some razzle dazzle, don’t you think? But what is his evil twin name? Raoul Sparks? Hector Sparks?