Wild nature porn from the great outdoors and beyond.

Thinking of yesterday’s post, I wanted to suggest again…

Go outside.

Maybe for just a little while.

Stock quotes, email, and pornography (the regular kind, not the nature kind) will all still be waiting for you when you get back.

Or, take a smart phone with you and enjoy the best of both worlds.

Either way.

Get outside and take a few deep breaths.

It will be totally worth it.

I promise you.

And I wouldn’t lie to you.

I mean, I probably wouldn’t lie to you.

So unplug your brain, or yourself, and go out and experience some nature. Enjoy the outside world and put every other thought out of your brain for just a little while, okay?

4 Responses to Wild nature porn from the great outdoors and beyond.

  1. http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/20/9-making-you-feel-bad-about-not-going-outside/

    that’s all i have to say about that. let it be known, marco sparks is white.

  2. Fuck. I’ve been outed as a honkey.

    Oddly enough, Lollipop texted me earlier to laugh about how now that I have a smart phone, I’m suddenly an advocate of going outside. And you and her are both right. But maybe I’m just enlightened because I can now look at hardcore almost snuff-esque pornography outside?

  3. And what kind of smartphone do you have?

    (hint: there is only one correct answer to the question)

  4. wtf is a smart phone? i’m sorry for outing you, but someone had to bust your balls. i think that i’m obligated to be that person.

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