Comments on: Thriller!

By: Benjamin Light

Benjamin Light — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:45:55 +0000

I also have no Nirvana on my iTunes (though I do have some Foo Fighters. haha! suck on that, Kurt!). And no Metallica.

Think of me as the anti-Chuck Klosterman.

By: Conrad Noir

Conrad Noir — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:55:19 +0000

I don't want to be that guy who has to point out that someone has no friends or not cause that's sad, but you may want to worry now if you're one of those cloned babies in a jar who was implanted with the false sense of being a person and then got no MJ in his itunes. Fuck I shoulda called this thing "State of Shock" cause I'm still in one! And that song is banging.

By: Benjamin Light

Benjamin Light — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:01:05 +0000

there isn’t a single michael jackson song in my itunes.

Also, nobody texted me to tell me he was dead. Either I have very discerning friends, or no friends.

By: Marco Sparks

Marco Sparks — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:24:52 +0000

Close, but not quite there. One thing I’ve noticed tonight – and enjoyed, I should add, since apparently I’m morbid – is that MJ’s fans make some of the best humor about this whole thing.

I saw someone post on facebook earlier: “I guess he got enough,” ha ha.

Or one girl put up, “the nice thing is they won’t need embalming fluid for when they get ready to bury him.”

Things like that, but better.

By: Benjamin Light

Benjamin Light — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:12:13 +0000

let the deadpool begin.

I’m trying to think of an appropriately callous remark to make about MJ being dead.

I wonder if his pallbearers will moonwalk the casket to the gravesite.

..ehh, that sucked. I’ll work on it.

maybe he stopped breathing because his nose got stuck in his throat.

By: Marco Sparks

Marco Sparks — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:05:32 +0000

Also, there’s a couple hours left in this day so, you know, I hope Patrick Swayze makes it through the day.

By: Marco Sparks

Marco Sparks — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:54:26 +0000

Yeah, it's shocking, man. It's weird how when this news blitz started about... less than an hour ago for me, Eastern time, all the upset incurred through MJ's antics the past few years aren't necessarily gone, but the good times are suddenly that much more important, that much more present. That said: Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson! Michael would want us to be able to start the healing laughter immediately. But I'll say this: If you know me, you know I have two MJ ringtones on my phone. Less then ten seconds after MSNBC officially pronounced him dead, my phone went off and "PYT" started blaring. It was hard, I gotta tell you. It was fucking rough to hear that.