I have decided, starting tomorrow evening, to go off the grid for two weeks.
Yes, that feels like an eternity.
Obviously, I’ll need to use a computer and network connection for my employ, but I’m declaring myself divorced from personal interneting, my computer, my iPod and my cell phone for the next two weeks.
So, If you find yourself in a life or death situation, don’t text me, text someone else, since my phone will be off.
I know what you’re all thinking: “no way in fucking hell you make it two weeks without cheating!”
Sure, sure. But this time, unlike my first marriage, I really mean it!
I’ll see you all on the other side.