I have decided, starting tomorrow evening, to go off the grid for two weeks.
Yes, that feels like an eternity.
Obviously, I’ll need to use a computer and network connection for my employ, but I’m declaring myself divorced from personal interneting, my computer, my iPod and my cell phone for the next two weeks.
So, If you find yourself in a life or death situation, don’t text me, text someone else, since my phone will be off.
I know what you’re all thinking: “no way in fucking hell you make it two weeks without cheating!”
Sure, sure. But this time, unlike my first marriage, I really mean it!
I’ll see you all on the other side.
I imagine you spending your hours out of work, sitting in the dark, nursing a glass of warm tapwater, listening to the same third eye blind song on loop.
but i listen to music through my computer, and it will be unplugged.
But the tap water in a dark room thing is probably right.
Well, you’ll be humming the same Third Eye Blind song to yourself then… in the dark with a glass of warm water.