TAKE A PEAK INTO MY WORLD!

or

SHIT THAT I HAVE POSTED ON MY TUMBLR PREVIOUSLY AND WILL NOW AGAIN POST HERE BECAUSE IT AMUSES ME AND THERE IS NO ONE TO FUCKING STOP ME.

by your pal, Conrad Noir.

And: my tumblarity is shit right now and that displeases me. Fuck tumblarity. Speaking of which…

Uh huh.

Just a few things I dig:

1. Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart. Hell yeah.

2. Motherfuckin’ popsicles.

3. Bjork!

4. Cash!

5. Metal album covers. Just look at that shit. Yngwie Malmsteen was a fucking douchebag, but just look at that album cover. It gets me hard. There’s enough metal there to build a fortress!

6. Holistic cures for insomnia.

7. Music that sounds like cunnilingus. Or inspires cunnilingus. Like, Blonde Redhead. Marco Sparks tells me that Benjamin Light loves Blonde Redhead.

8. Burgers. Mmm burgers.

9. Playing my guitar.

10. Grapes. They’re tasty. A touch boring at times, sure, but tasty.

But there’s so much more about me. Stay tuned for part two, you weirdos! See you then!