I guess he should have gone with a designated couch sleeper…

There’s nothing I love more than inane news follow-ups. As this is clearly become The Summer of Dead Celebrities, I give you this gem from the AP:

That's what you get for drinking and mistress-ing!

So, apparently Monsieur McNair was guilty of a GSITHUI. As in Getting Shot In The Head while Under the Influence.

I didn’t know there was a legal limit for the amount of alcohol that you’re allowed to have in your bloodstream when some crazy gold-digging bitch shoots you in the head in your sleep, but I guess Steve paid the price for Not Knowing His Limits.

Remember, friends don’t let friends get shot in the head while sleeping off a fuck session with their skank-ass trim on the side. If only he’d driven home instead…

edited to add:

that must have been messy

fans of The Wire may find that especially amusing.

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