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“Although George Michael had only got to second base, he’d gone in head first, like Pete Rose.”

I know I’m a few days late to acknowledging this picture but at this point and time in my life, I honestly care as much about this as I do for universal health care. In fact, both would be nice. I’ve seen that Obama-as-Superman grafitti all over the world, and now I want to see new episodes of Arrested Development (or a movie, yeah, sure, okay) playing in the waiting room of the hospital where I’m getting doctors to prescribe me antibiotics for all my many, many, many needs for free. Yes, please, and thank you.

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