Marco and I talked a lot about what to do for post #500. Podcasts were recorded and then scrapped due to subpar audio. Big, decade spanning lists proposed, then forgotten when we started arguing over when the decade actually ends. Etc. Etc. Ultimately, I think we’ll mark our fifth century they way we marked post number 1: with a novelty picture and a joke about Horse-Face Parker.

All the talk about Michael Jackson and Tiger Woods this year, and yet no one even mentions the stroke Sarah Jessica Parker must have had.

Seriously, how does her agent let this scene happen?