Ah, March. The Madness of Mars! Oh… the madness of it. Well, you know what they say about this month: In like a lamb and out like a…
Yes. Like a lion.
Did the V countdown clock during last night’s episode of Lost hurt your enjoyment of the episode?
The most influential brands of 2090.
LL Cool J and Sarah Palin and Toby Keith and CONTROVERSY.
Something terrifying for you today, in visuals: the “Teabonics” photo set.
Reputation is dead. Time to overlook our indiscretions?
“Mind boggling” artwork that will tower over London.
Someone finally apologized for Battlefield Earth.
Though they’re not Roman, lions are kind of the gods of war in the jungle, right?
Do you honestly think that you could kill a zombie if you had the opportunity?
Terrifying sea creature hauled up from the ocean’s dark depths!
“Say hello to my little friends…” or, Scarface as a school play.
Tiger Woods blames it all on Michael Jordan. Gotta be the shoes!
…from here. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Ha ha. Eeesh, that’s disturbing. Of course there’s someone out there who thinks that Jesus and bestiality go hand in hand.
Jay Leno: “Conan got screwed. I got screwed.”
Robin Williams likes comic books like DMZ and Tekkonkinkreet.
A comic you should read: Brian K. Vaughan’s Pride Of Baghdad.
Useless factoid: March starts the same day of the week as November every year.
Also, the mars bar, which was previously discontinued in America, makes it’s return in 2010. It’s the year we make contact… with chocolate, almond, and nougat apparently. Honestly, I don’t know WTF nougat is.
The MGM logo and Nostradamus.
George Lopez and Lindsay Lohan arguing on twitter!
Fuck bullshit like “mansplaining,” now it’s all “retrosexuals” and “The Menaissance.”
Is robbing a bank on your bucket list? It should be, right?
“I’m not the messiah,” says food activist.
The second half of the current season of The Venture Bros. returns in August.
Things you may not have known about (that you missed) in March: The third week of the month is National Brain Awareness week in USA, which is not shocking that you didn’t know about it, right? March is also National Peanut Month (for us too, of course) and National Umbrella Month. This is also the month that Alexander Graham Bell patented the telephone in (on March 7, 1876) as well as the month in which Hinckley tried to assassinate Reagan (on March 30, 1981). We know all about “the ides of March,” but did you know that March was originally the first month of the Roman Calendar until Caesar changed it to the third (for shits and giggles)? Also, violets are the official flowers of March. Hope yours was a good one.