“I’ve spent all morning getting the runaround from tech support…”

Here’s a glimpse at Daniel Clowes’ new graphic novel, Wilson:

…which I saw at Boing Boing, which also linked to an interview with Clowes in Mother Jones. Should be interesting! You probably know Clowes from Ghost World (perhaps the adaptation starring Thora Birch and Scarlett Johansson and Steve Buscemi more so than the source material) or the not so great Art School Confidential feature film (both directed by Terry Zwigoff), but his other graphic novels are all pretty interesting. Like A Velvet Glove Cast In Iron is pure mind blowing weird, but interesting, and I’d give my highest possible recommendation to David Boring, which is both strange and compellingly readable. And… frighteningly delicious. It’d easily be in my top ten (non superhero) comics of all time, and I’m glad that Time magazine agrees with me.

What makes ‘em act that way?

Mad Linkage:

Thank the heavens, they may actually cancel Heroes!

…just like they (finally) canceled Law & Order.

(Sidebar: If I was doing porn [again], I think that “Dick Wolf” would be a strong contender for my porn name.)

Yeah, sure, they should replace Dermot Mulroney with Josh Holloway in The Rockford Files‘ remake.

from here.

How airport security changes your mood when traveling.

Why is the sky blue?

Spew” by Neal Stephenson.

Powerful images of the unfolding disaster in the Gulf of Mexico.

from here.

Arizona bans ethnic studies in public schools.

Also, Los Angeles boycotts Arizona.

Emma Stone deserves better movies to star in, right?

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse talk about “Across The Sea.”

Joanna Newsom, Lady Gaga, Madonna. Whatever.

Tracy Grandstaff, the voice of Daria, is a Vice President at Comedy Central.

Taylor Momsen carries a knife!

Latest details of Lawrence Taylor’s sex scandal.

The infidelity of Matt Lauer.

by Sally Mann, from here.

RIP Frank Frazetta.

An invisible structure and a great view.

The performance art of James Franco and Marina Abramović.

The trailer for The Adjustment Bureau, the Phillip K. Dick adaptation starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt.

You can buy a shitload of Lost props, if you’re so inclined.

Here is a nice collection of hipster babes to keep you occupied.

Largest scientific instrument ever built to prove Einstein’s theory of general relativity.

“A means to an end…”

As promised, 23 observations about last night’s episode of Lost…

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Star stuff.

We are star stuff which has taken it’s destiny into it’s own hands. The loom of time and space works the most astonishing transformations of matter.”

-Carl Sagan

Don’t go chasing waterfalls…

…stick to the rivers and the streams that you’re used to, mmkay?

More later about last night’s incredibly interesting episode of Lost, “Across The Sea,” including theories about the nature of the Smoke Monster/Man In Black that we’ve seen thus far, but before we go there, what really matters is… What did you think?

Déjà Entendu.

So, last night I was going from one place to the next and stopped at the supermarket on the way. It was late and I was hungry, looking for some kind of quick snack, hopefully a sandwich from the deli, or… something. No luck because it was late and the deli was closed. So I just started wandering amidst the bright lights, the muzak renditions of pop trash, and the glitzy brand names…

And as I prowled the aisles, this strange feeling crept over me, one that I’ve sadly only experienced on a handful of occasions, if ever, and one that’s hard to romantically recall. The feeling was as close as I could literally think of déjà vu being. Or perhaps jamais vu. I mean, obviously I’ve done that same thing, staring at the contents of the supermarket hundreds of times in my life, no, thousands of times. But why did it feel particularly heavy this time? What was different. I looked at the brands, the names, the new code words used to entice me: “low fat,” “low sodium,” “lite,” “toasted, “flamefresh,” etc. and I looked at the tabloids, immersed for a time, as Don Delillio put it, in the world of “the living and the dead.”

Eventually I decided, “Fuck it.” I took it all in and kept walking. It was only a thing if I made it a thing.

While wandering up and down the aisles still, I passed some guy, someone I barely know, just a familiar face. It took me half a second to place him: Some guy who comes into my place of work every now and then. We did the “S’up” head nod thing that men do and we went about our business.

Moments later I passed a couple I only kind of know. Had dinner at their place once, invited by friends of a friend. It was an awkward dinner and an even more awkward night. Long story short: Someone performed a sex act in their house that night and the hosts did not approve. A silent deal was made that should anyone who there in that time and place ever encounter each other again, they’d do a cold stare and then keep walking. That’s what we did.

Then I passed another guy I’ve seen come into my job before. This dude doesn’t recognized me, which is fine with me. I keep looking for something to eat.

More wandering and I see a girl walking around, laughing as she talks on her cell phone. I sort of know this girl through Conrad Noir. He’s had a thing for her for years but hasn’t been able to make that romantic connection with her, mostly, I think, because she’s not interested. But also, she’s kind of dumb. Those two facts are unrelated, but most equally important. But seeing her made me stop in my tracks and look around…

There was her, the two guys I see come in to my job now and then, that couple, and myself. Two women and three men. Five people in a grocery store. Not all of them know each other, but there’s a tenuous connection of recognition between them, and they’re all in the same place late into a Monday night. Why did this feel important to me? Maybe, and I’m sure you’ve heard this before, but just go with me here, but maybe I was just in a wacky place, or perhaps in a whole other universe, the five of us were on a plane that crashed in the middle of the ocean, landing on a mysterious island with magical properties and weird indigenous people and science fiction monsters and… you know, shit like that? This whole other universe could be sideways to the one we’re currently in, and could feel more real, more accurate. Perhaps this universe, the one we reside in now, is just a tangent, or perhaps just a shard of the whole prism? Perhaps when people who have this connection to another time and place occupy such closer quarters at the same time, there’s this weird effect on reality, something that causes it to resonate? It’s possible, right?

Ehhhh, probably not. Maybe the world is just too damn small. I was only in the supermarket for like five minutes, if that. Had a weird experience, noticed that the price of bananas had gone up, and eventually walked out with a candy bar and a bag of sun chips. Oh, and hey, tonight’s a new episode of Lost. Enjoy it, everyone. In 13 days it’ll be gone forever.

This calls for a montage, #42: Dating sucks.

Dating is hard and love… well, it sucks. It’s hard to meet people, or, at least someone who really gets you. Most people are either of your league, or they’re boring as shit. Or they have questionable taste in things. And if you’re dating someone now and you think you’re happy, then you’re probably wrong, and you’ll be single again within a year. Same thing for marriages. Sorry, folks. That’s just straight up statistics talking. Buutttt, here in 2010, “The Year We Make Contact,” it’s easier to date than it was in previous decades, right? For example…

…A montage of dating videos from the 1980s. High-larious stuff, that. The sad part? Dating and the people who want to date you haven’t really changed all that much, have they? Everyone still wants to have “fun.” And I know what you’re thinking about that video, you’re thinking: “My god, look at that fashion!” But you’re only half right. Look at those fucking haircuts. Seriously. But then again, look at the hipsters in the dating pool now. It’s all relative, I guess.

This calls for a montage, #23: “Get out of there!”

Every once in a while you find yourself someplace you shouldn’t be in, or perhaps you’ve just worn out your welcome. This happens in movies a lot, obviously. And this is a montage of one of those quintessential movie moments: When someone has to warn you to “Get out of there!”

From maternity to modernity.

“A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.”

-Gloria Steinem

The Birth of the Pill, from here.

“Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.”

-William Makepeace Thackeray in Vanity Fair.

from here and here.

“They sat us all down, girls and boys, in this horrible school hall. This tweed skirted, dykey sort of woman with short, cropped hair comes on, and tells us about the miracle of childbirth. Then this film comes on, which is a midwives educational film. There is a close-up of a woman having a baby, a close up straight up her vagina, and that’s all you see, and these are thirteen year old boys and girls, and its bloody and disgusting. Within thirty seconds two boys had fainted and the lights went on and they were carried out. I put my hands over my face because I realized I couldn’t watch this. I swear it traumatized me, I haven’t had children and I can’t look at anything to do with childbirth, it absolutely disgusts me.”

-Helen Mirren on a sex education film she saw as a teenager that changed her life forever. Though, she also adds that having a bad relationship with her own mother also influenced her desire to not have kids.

“Motherhood: All love begins and ends there.”

-Robert Browning

Here at Counterforce we’d like to both celebrate and say thanks to all the mothers out there, and we’d also like to salute who knew that path wasn’t the one for them.

from here.

In fact, we’d especially like to thank those who chose not to become bad mothers or were responsible enough to know they just weren’t or aren’t ready for something so huge. It’s a choice that belongs to you and no shame should come with either decision. What you should feel is pride. After the fact, there are no accidents and kudos to you if you realized that a certain path wasn’t yours before you got to that particular fork in the road. To be a mother takes a kind of courage and strength and grace that is incredibly enviable. And we should all call or visit and spend time and maybe do something nice for our own mothers or someone you know who’s a mother and make them feel special if, for nothing else, this one day out of the year.

Tyger, tyger, burning bright!

More moms cheat after Mother’s Day.

Kristen Stewart and On The Road. Seriously.

Stephen Hawking says that time travel will happen and here’s how.

Conan O’Brien interviewed at Google.

Michael Jackson used to prank call Russell Crowe.

Holland seeking cannabis ban for tourists.

Porn on the Senate floor.

That Casey Affleck/Joaquin Phoenix doco/mockumentary is out there.

Personally, I really liked Newsweek’s redesign, but apparently it’s only brought them closer to their own destruction.

Vintage Swedish book covers.

William Blake’s obsession with sex.

Brad Bird to direct the next Mission: Impossible movie.

The text message to end all text messages. And the lives it ruined too.

Rick Moody’s interactive playlist.

The fearful symmetry of William Blake and Alan Moore.

5 insane file sharing panics from before the internet.

Women blame blackberrys and iphones for poor sex life.

Book covers pictured from here.

The Devil and Sherlock Holmes.

How women’s lives and our culture has changed in the past 50 years thanks to The Pill.