I’ve always wanted to title a blog post something as eloquent as that. Wonderful.
Anyway, a recut of the trailers from the three films in Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy, but with Michael Caine‘s voice over from The Prestige trailer laid over…
…And it’s fitting. And wonderful. And exciting. In preparation for this movie I’m attempting to strongly cultivate a healthy environment for my excitement and anticipation to grow, while not being ensnared by expectations.
Also, this:
Whatever! And this:
Also, this.
from here.
I don’t think I had high hopes for 2011, or at least I didn’t expect much from it, and by those same criteria, it didn’t exactly let me down. It was a year that just happened when it was happening, and now it’s time for something else to happen. I’m a little more excited about the onset of 2012, maybe not right now, but I’m certainly more excited about the possibilities that come with this new cycle of love and weather and suffering and laughing and music and despair and happiness and beautiful strangeness. It’ll either be the end of the world, or I swear to God, I’ll certainly squeeze the kind of fun out of it that I would similarily take from the end of the world (as we know it).
By Jason Bradshaw, from here.
Mad linkage:
What happens when the scary predictions of speculative fiction start to come true earlier than expected?
I guess you could say that I’m excited to see A Dangerous Method.
Best Coast and WAVVES.
An interesting interview with Steven Soderbergh about Contagion.
Did Chris Martin cheat on Gwyneth Paltrow?
J.J. Abrams is doing some cool new shit.
Science fiction magazines and The Joy Of Sex.
from here.
Noah Baumbach is developing Jonathan Franzen‘s The Corrections as an HBO series.
Post-apocalyptic porn. Sure, why not?
Matthew Fox could be in some trouble.
Saturn is beautiful.
The critics of Joan Didion.
This is Peanut St. Cosmo’s new favorite picture on the internet.
What does clitoral stimulation do to your brain?
Post-Sept. 11 Saudi Arabia is modernizing, slowly.
Mos Def will no longer be Mos Def.
Kitty Ravenhart’s selection for The Best Of Yahoo Answers.
Did you drain your balls at DragonCon?
More leaks from David Fincher’s The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.
from here.
“A guy jerked off to me in the subway and the NYPD didn’t do a thing.”
I feel like with each passing day I’m a little more amazed that The Avengers movie is happening.
The beginning of the end for Yahoo?
Johnny Depp to star in another fucking remake, this time of The Thin Man.
Female blogger threatened with defamation suit after writing about TSA rape.
Jeff Tweedy and the Black Eyed Peas.
Tech company to build science ghost town.
A new story by Haruki Murakami.
Very cool fan art.
A huge list of deleted scenes that are awaiting you on the new Star Wars blu-rays.
Yelping with Cormac McCarthy.
NYC bans dogs from bars.
A movie about Keith Richards?
Reality as a failed state.
So after all these fucking years they finally made a movie out of The Rum Diary…
Quite frankly, I’m amazed. And Johnny Depp’s in it too, which is both shocking and expected. Good for you, Johnny. Nice to see you doing a movie that I wouldn’t rather have cancer than see for a change.
Fascinating that they’re seemingly presenting it as essentially a prequel to Depp’s filmic version of Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (and thankfully making it nothing like Bill Murray’s Where The Buffalo Roam, which was ghastly). The novel itself – which was Thompson’s second, after the still unpublished Prince Jellyfish – was a pretty straightforward Hemingway-esque affair and it’s interesting to see that they added quite a bit of “zany” to the story and, of course, changed a lot of the characters around and the story too, it would seem. And by “change the story,” I clearly mean that, if the trailer is accurate, they’re trying to add one here. For example, they beefed up the character that it looks like Aaron Eckhart and his mighty chin play and turned him into some kind of villain to be defeated through wacky journalism and a lot of what would amount to alcohol poisoning in a normal person.
Also, I’m sorry, did I say that they added some “zany” to the story? I meant to say “gonzo,” clearly. They’ve added a shitload of “gonzo” to the thing.
The attempts to bring this adaptation to life over the past decade have been cute to read little tidbits about, but I find myself actually surprised that it actually, you know, took. Thankfully it didn’t happen until now when Thompson himself is dead because it seemed like he was a bit… sensitive to anything of his when it came to the movies. And it’s directed by the guy who directed Withnail And I! This should be a beautiful mess, certainly. Considering the movies that do get made these days I still find that I’m surprised to say this but: I can’t wait to see this.
One of these days James Franco will write another book of short stories or a novel featuring a character called James Franco and it’ll be loved by dozens. He’ll also do the cover illustrations for the book. The front cover is a painting of the main character, and the author will model for it himself, and the back cover will be a conceptual void. The author will also personally model for it. The novel or book of short stories will be called simply “James Franco.”
Tiny liberal arts colleges in the corners of this great nation will feature small poorly-funded programs that delve into this book. The relatively minor success of the book and the mild interest in James Franco studies will also lead the author to securing a film deal. He’ll adapt the book himself and also direct it, provide the sets and the costumes for it, cater the affair, and do all the make up and choreography. And, provided the studio can meet his price, he might even star in the low budget film. This man was both an Oscar host and one of the stars of Spider-Man 3, remember.
All of this will be merely just the beginning.
Mad linkage:
The important new dynamic in modern human communication.
The first image (fucking finally) from Joss Whedon/Drew Goddard’s Cabin In The Woods.
Are wide male faces a predictor for unethical behavior?
James Spader is joining The Office, but not as the boss, not for long.
Zadie Smith turning to speculative fiction and sci fi.
Infidelity might just keep us together.
Spike Lee to direct the American remake of Oldboy?
Above: Katie West summer print sale.
An oral history of Explosions In The Sky.
Antonia Fraser and Harold Pinter.
The paradox that was G. K. Chesteron.
Don’t let them cut off your balls, boys.
At least Glenn Beck is gone from the airwaves.
An oral history of Michael Fucking Bay.
9 steps to foolproof outdoor sex.
“In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant…. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known—no wonder, then, that I return the love. “
-Søren Kierkegaard
Harry Potter’s favorite magic potion is booze.
Speaking of which, some of your favorite fast food chains are now serving alcohol.
Also, the “experts” are now saying that some “light drinking” may be “safe” while you’re pregnant.
And: An oral history of the Harry Potter film series.
The evils of “like” culture.
“All I want is to have incredibly violent sex.”
from here.
Massive amounts of cheating discovered in Atlanta public schools.
Topless sunbathing in the bit city.
How Charlotte’s Web was conceived.
The perfect penis.
Alfred Hitchcock recalls working with Salvador Dali.
“You are a computer salesman – I am fucking JAMES BOND.”
Ours might not be a holographic universe after all 
…it’s been a rough week, kids.
And I’m really fucking ready for the weekend. How about you?
Last week was a hell of a cliffhanger and the start of a massive call to arms. This week we discover that the answer to the question “Where is the worst place in the universe to be standing?” is easily found out when you kidnap Amy Pond. A baby is born, a baby is kidnapped, a trap is sprung, some old friends return for the first time, we finally discover who River Song is, and this week on Doctor Who we discover that a battle can be lost and won simultaneously and that demons run when “A Good Man Goes To War.”
