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Can it be?</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-05-01T00:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/05/04/who-knows-what-wonderful-things-lay-underneath-treasure-island/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/down-the-rabbit-hole-anyone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Down the rabbit hole, anyone?</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-04-30T22:37:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2010/04/29/dollar-dollar-bill-yall/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Picture 1</image:title><image:caption>mmhmm</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-04-29T22:50:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2010/04/28/democracy-in-action/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/heated-debate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heated debate.</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-04-29T01:48:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2010/04/27/first-contact-new-worlds-and-doomsday/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/survival.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Survival.</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-04-27T11:14:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2010/04/26/why-wont-you-just-die-already-radio-edition/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/michaels-jm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fingers crossed</image:title><image:caption>Don't tease us, asshole</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-04-26T07:27:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2010/04/25/your-fears-your-dreams-and-your-imagination-can-run-away-from-you-to-the-internet/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/the-cyber-spirits-will-have-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The cyber spirits will have you.</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-04-26T00:26:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2010/04/03/like-a-name-in-a-fairy-tale/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/eye-see-you.png</image:loc><image:title>Eye See You!</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-04-25T14:38:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2010/04/17/keep-buggering-on/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/no-worries-the-doctor-is-prepared-self-destructing-cookies.png</image:loc><image:title>No worries. The Doctor is prepared. Self destructing cookies.</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-04-25T14:29:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2010/04/24/accidental-stars/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/the-best-medicine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The best medicine.</image:title></image><lastmod>2010-04-25T03:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/03/14/the-kind-of-trash-that-glows-in-the-dark/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-04-24T20:48:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2010/04/22/axis-mundi/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/why-do-you-have-to-be-so-far-away.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why do you have to be so far 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Affleck?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-03-04T21:13:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/03/01/the-fair-ophelia-nymph-in-thy-orisonsbe-all-my-sings-rememberd/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-03-01T16:33:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/25/counterforce-on-vacation-tina-feys-hot-fashion/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-25T20:23:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/24/caturday/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/1160262310536.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caturday!</image:title></image><lastmod>2009-02-24T08:01:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/24/while-you-were-sleeping/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-24T23:16:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/23/and-i-thought-my-jokes-were-bad/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/2157041741_2294488010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ass</image:title><image:caption>Seth Rogen, posing with an unidentified escort</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-02-24T04:14:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/22/the-rose-in-my-hair-like-the-andalusian-girls-used/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-05-19T23:11:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/21/7-questions-is-done-with-you-professionally/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/photo-97.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-97</image:title><image:caption>damian writes all of my counterforce posts. 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you....</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-02-21T20:57:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/18/middle-of-the-week-music/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-19T04:01:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/17/the-auteur-theory-part-two-the-ribbon-of-dreams/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-18T23:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/15/what-we-blog-about-when-we-blog-about-love/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-17T02:29:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/14/baby-id-be-lost-without-you/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-15T18:20:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/14/what-came-first-the-music-or-the-misery/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-15T18:18:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/about/lollipop-gomez/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-13T21:43:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/12/the-auteur-theory-part-one-truth-at-24-frames-per-second/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-14T05:54:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/11/jesus-dont-want-me-for-a-sunbeam/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-12T10:47:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/10/20-bucks-buys-you-an-inkling-of-legitimacy/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-11T18:04:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/10/would-you-be-my-boyfriend-for-5-minutes/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-11T22:37:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/09/if-you-got-hips-shake-them/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-10T02:33:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/06/welcome-to-my-dreams/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-06T17:21:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/05/the-past-is-a-foreign-country/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-06T13:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/04/hidden-indicators-of-bad-taste/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/picture-15.png</image:loc><image:title>Howard Beale</image:title><image:caption>Beyond Reproach</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-02-06T20:23:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/03/marco-sparks-has-nothing-against-a-good-fuck-but-theres-danger-here/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-04T03:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/03/crystal-light/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/picture-14.png</image:loc><image:title>picture-14</image:title><image:caption>It's what's for dinner.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-02-04T03:41:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/03/cootie-catcher/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/picture-13.png</image:loc><image:title>picture-13</image:title><image:caption>Mine never looked like this</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-02-03T20:22:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/02/foods-filled-with-shame/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/uncrustables.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uncrustables.jpg</image:title></image><lastmod>2009-02-03T11:21:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/02/the-winter-of-our-discontent/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-02-02T20:48:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/02/02/procrastination-is-our-substitute-for-immortality/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/picture-1.png</image:loc><image:title>picture-1</image:title><image:caption>i'm the little pill in his weee tummy. 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brotha!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-01-31T18:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/01/27/are-you-prepared-to-get-into-what-your-friends-and-what-you-think-you-might-be-prepared-to-get-into/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/slaughterhousevsmall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slaughterhousevsmall</image:title><image:caption>Slaughterhouse 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Is that you?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-01-21T03:48:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/01/20/hail-to-the-chief/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-01-22T10:20:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2009/01/20/top-5-of-lost-2-through-a-looking-glass/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/picture-72.png</image:loc><image:title>Lost</image:title><image:caption>After this episode, you will need a drink. 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petting</image:title><image:caption>this is an actual movie. 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contender for Headline of the 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father, who art in LA, l. ron hubbard be thy 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has been a long time coming motherfuckers</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-11-05T04:15:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/11/04/and-the-winner-is-john-mccain/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-11-06T01:16:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/11/03/and-eating-it-too-ps-suck-it-al-michaels/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/durst-fred-photo-xl-fred-durst-6209268.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fred Durst</image:title><image:caption>William Frederick Durst: The Supreme Douchebag by which all other 'bags shall be weighed and measured against.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-11-04T07:07:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/11/03/tomorrow-part-two-politics-is-bullshit/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-11-04T05:42:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/11/03/tomorrow-part-one-for-a-better-way/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-11-03T19:31:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/11/01/something-wicked-this-way-came/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-11-03T00:41:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/27/well-you-can-bump-and-grind-and-its-good-for-your-mind/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2011-10-25T09:31:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/29/you-dont-need-a-weatherman-to-know-which-way-the-wind-blows/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-30T13:55:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/21/four-colors-the-beautiful-confusion-and-the-x-stands-for-everything/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-24T17:33:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/23/once-is-never-enough/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2009-06-30T14:49:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/23/masquerade/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/jim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jim!</image:title><image:caption>The Everyman</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-10-25T07:25:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/20/were-no-strangers-to-love-you-know-the-rules-and-so-do-i/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-24T01:52:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/25/cthulhu-cthursday/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-22T13:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/19/sunday-funday-link-o-rama/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-26T18:53:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/15/counterforce-after-dark-while-my-blog-gently-weeps/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-19T18:19:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/18/i-love-me-some-me-adventures-in-pro-america/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/20081016lkjoe_330.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe the Fraud</image:title><image:caption>Fail</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-10-21T03:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/17/counterforce-in-the-midday-no-future-for-you/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-18T08:44:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/16/you-look-like-you-could-have-some-fun-even-better-you-look-like-i-could-be-the-one/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/picture-12.png</image:loc><image:title>picture-12</image:title><image:caption>they just look cold! i was going to offer them my jacket!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-10-18T04:20:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/16/counterforce-in-the-afternoon-just-like-heaven/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-17T03:14:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/15/third-times-the-charm/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-16T18:09:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/15/counterforce-after-dark-you-and-i-are-gonna-live-forever/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-15T15:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/13/counterforce-after-dark-modern-life-is-rubbish/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-15T15:57:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/13/twenty-two-days-to-go/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-14T03:00:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/09/that-gemmas-a-freak-if-you-know-what-i-mean/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/picture-11.png</image:loc><image:title>picture-11</image:title></image><lastmod>2008-10-13T06:51:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/07/heaven-is-a-place-on-earth-but-hell-is-for-children/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-09T00:49:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/14/a-supposedly-fun-thing-ill-never-do-again/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-10-07T10:41:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/10/06/monday-bloody-monday/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/picture-2.png</image:loc><image:title>picture-2</image:title><image:caption>just another 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AP fails 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i gotz to say is, 2012, brah!</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-09-26T06:29:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/22/5-minutes-on-craigslist/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-09-24T04:24:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/21/whos-baby-are-you-batgirl/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-09-22T02:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/21/just-a-friendly-reminder/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-09-22T02:05:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/28/time-keeps-on-slipping-slipping-slipping-into-the-future/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-09-20T14:41:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/17/mtv-killed-the-video-star/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ackbar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sigh</image:title><image:caption>It was like this</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-09-19T21:43:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/13/ignoti-et-quasi-occulti-the-sublime-genius-of-enoch-the-red/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/neal_stephenson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neal_stephenson</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, Neal, what's with the goatee. Okay, so you're balding. Brian K. Vaughn is too, but he still looks respectable.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-10-09T05:17:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/10/the-as-yet-untitled-marco-sparks-post-on-fringe/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-09-12T17:54:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/09/tracy-clark-flory-drops-some-science-on-our-asses/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/527062966_cc0f58daa3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>527062966_cc0f58daa3</image:title><image:caption>Placeholder</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-09-11T02:10:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/09/that-girl-is-poison/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-09-10T19:42:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/07/bangkok-not-so-dangerous/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-09-09T20:39:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/05/in-which-we-are-one-but-not-the-same/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-09-08T09:34:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/03/one-man-with-a-dream-at-pleasure-shall-go-forth-and-conquer/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-09-05T19:23:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/09/02/i-choose-my-choice/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-09-03T10:32:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/29/does-barack-obama-have-a-vagina-gap/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mccrazyballs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mccrazyballs</image:title><image:caption>Eh. Maybe with Marco's dick.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-08-30T18:54:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/27/an-ode-to-r-kelly-down-low-nobody-has-to-know/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-08-27T21:01:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/21/fatal-flying-guillotine/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/don-draper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>don-draper</image:title><image:caption>He still totally owns.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-08-28T17:12:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/21/those-worthy-of-scorn-james-dobson/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/225px-james_dobson_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>225px-james_dobson_1</image:title><image:caption>I'm not saying he likes little boys.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-08-21T04:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/19/hey-mtv-waste-of-space-viewer-now-is-the-time-to-do-what-celebs-do/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-08-20T19:17:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/17/note-to-russia-leave-georgia-and-invade-penguinville/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-08-17T17:57:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/10/in-which-we-take-you-down-to-paradise-city-where-the-grass-is-green-and-the-girls-are-pretty/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-08-16T05:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/16/file-this-one-under-winning-isnt-everything/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/capta73dce0382f54dcd96322906723ec5c3beijing_olympics_shooting_mens_10m_air_rifle_oly555.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beijing Olympics Shooting Mens 10m Air Rifle</image:title><image:caption>Gold Medal Winner. Seriously.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-08-17T13:48:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/12/in-todays-segment-of-ask-vin-diesel-a-question/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-08-16T04:27:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/09/and-now-sports-fans-your-moment-of-zen/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/picture-21.png</image:loc><image:title>RaiderJoe</image:title><image:caption>And actually, these are the smartest football fans on the Internets</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-08-09T06:48:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/07/how-not-to-survive-in-a-post-peak-oil-world/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/picture-11.png</image:loc><image:title>beheading!</image:title><image:caption>Not as rare as you might think</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-08-08T14:31:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/04/la-face-with-an-oakland-booty/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-08-04T10:39:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/08/01/put-on-your-lollerskates/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mummy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yeoh!</image:title><image:caption>Michelle's all, "I was hot before Yellow Fever was trendy, bitches!"</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-08-02T06:13:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/30/on-this-here-hump-day-were-cool-hunting-for-hypebeasts/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-08-02T02:27:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/26/friday-fuck-party/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-30T15:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/30/now-thats-how-you-kick-off-shark-week/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/picture-13.png</image:loc><image:title>Shark Attack!</image:title></image><lastmod>2008-07-30T13:53:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/29/theres-a-reason-we-like-schadenfreude-you-know/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-29T13:22:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/28/what-you-can-do-in-preparing-for-a-post-peak-oil-world-endtroducing/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/400px-venn_diagram_cmyksvg.png</image:loc><image:title>400px-venn_diagram_cmyksvg</image:title><image:caption>It's obvious, really</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-07-28T18:19:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/28/the-only-believable-part-is-about-billy-connolly-raping-boys/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/xfiles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xfiles</image:title><image:caption>I should have just gone to see The Dark Night again</image:caption></image><lastmod>2009-01-19T15:35:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/27/those-worthy-of-scorn-harry-knowles/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/l_7c458ed6aaa36ad78de5df3daa215b92.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harry</image:title><image:caption>worthy of scorn</image:caption></image><lastmod>2010-11-25T10:15:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/27/damn-you-rebecca-traister/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cap270.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scully!</image:title><image:caption>Oh, those halcyon 90s days of cordless phones and books.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-07-27T23:41:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/22/just-another-manic-monday/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-25T04:20:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/23/wednesday-whatever/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-08-08T07:04:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/22/sorta-super-tuesday/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-23T01:22:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/21/whoever-wins-we-lose/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-21T10:47:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/21/i-knew-there-was-a-reason-i-always-kind-of-liked-miranda/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/picture-11.png</image:loc><image:title>frenemies</image:title><image:caption>Why wouldn't you take dating advice from a cougar 5 years on the wrong side of menopause?</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-08-18T10:15:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/19/unstoppable-force-meet-the-immovable-object/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-23T00:48:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/17/weird-wild-wednesday/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-20T00:41:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/09/is-jason-bateman-the-new-john-cusack/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-17T06:12:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/about/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2010-01-25T16:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/14/guillermo-del-toro-does-not-know-kung-fu/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/hellboyarticle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hellboy 2</image:title><image:caption>Fail</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-07-17T00:24:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/17/serenity-now/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/picture-1.png</image:loc><image:title>yahoo thinks you’re going to die soon</image:title><image:caption>Yahoo! front page has some bad news about your tests. Maybe you'd like to sit down.</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-07-17T14:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/10/the-80s-were-a-big-snarling-monster-and-theyre-coming-back-to-eat-you/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-14T21:34:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/11/yet-another-generic-headline-about-a-yahoo-article/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-12T03:01:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/10/just-trying-to-catch-as-highlights/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><lastmod>2008-07-11T15:16:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/08/a-generic-headline-about-a-yahoo-article/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/yahoocaption.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yahoocaption</image:title></image><lastmod>2008-07-10T02:51:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/2008/07/08/fictional-tv-characters-can-teach-us-about-life-and-love-and-shit/</loc><mobile:mobile></mobile:mobile><image><image:loc>http://counterforce.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/satc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>satc</image:title><image:caption>Cougars on the prowl</image:caption></image><lastmod>2008-07-10T02:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>http://counter-force.com/</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2012-05-30T00:49:05+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>

