“People care what I think. I have a prestigous blog, sir!”

Once again, RIP Party Down. Goodbye, Roman.

from here.

You still got it, Gutenberg.

…from one of the recent episodes in the current season of Party Down, which is brilliant and completely underrated and not nearly well known enough. Probably cause it airs on Starz, right? I mean, I know there was this big hoopla last week of people reporting that Starz had picked up the Doctor Who spin off Torchwood after FOX turned it down, but honestly, who watches Starz? It’d be worth it for Party Down, which features Adam Scott and Lizzy Caplan and Jane Lynch (prior to her joining Glee), and is the pet project of Veronica Mars‘ Rob Thomas and Paul Rudd. But, again, who watches Starz? No one. That’s why we have the internet.  And thank God for this episode. And for Steve Gutenberg. And for his amazing art collection.

You don’t know what the fuck you’re doing

RROD

I’m thinking of starting a new feature here on Counterforce. It will be called “Haha! You’re Dead!” and consist of making mean jokes about the recently deceased. Here, I’ll start:

Looks like Country Strong is still no match for a gun! lulz!ROFLcopter!

Fun fact: Steve McNair had a career quarterback rating of 82.8.

But please, a moment of silence for Molly Ringwald.

Apple Jacks

Apple Jacks

I would like to take Paul McCartney in the deadpool. I’ve been saying for years that Ringo would outlast ‘em all. Plus, Paul’s always seemed like the biggest douche of the band. As long as we’re on this subject, I have to tell Marco’s favorite Beatles joke.

Q: What were John Lennon’s last words?

A: That’s not a real fucking gun!

So I’ve returned to the grid. Near as I can tell, the only interesting thing that happened in my absence was… … yeah. Still, there’s this feeling that I missed some tidbit that got lost in the news cycle. 3 years from now, someone’s gonna tell me that Martin Sheen is dead and I’ll be all “when the fuck did that happen? Oh, right.”

Time to give poor Kat a little love

Time to give poor Kat a little love

Seriously, how the fuck is Ted Kennedy still alive?

I googled it so you won’t have to.

Movies I want to see that aren’t playing in my city yet: The Hurt Locker, 500 Days of Summer

Marco hates Zooey, I have no opinion

Marco hates Zooey, I have no opinion

I’d like to give Party Down the official CounterForce seal of approval.

Counterforce-approved

Counterforce-approved