Tag Archives: Aural Sex

“I said your name in an empty room.”

Posted by Marco Sparks on

A friend of mine emailed me a link to this song the other day…

…and with the link they included that they think about me when they listen to this song. Or listen to this song when they think about me. Whenever that happens or possibly to induce such a pattern or direction of thoughts? I don’t know. The first version works best for these purposes: They think about me whenever they listen to this song, which is “Empty Room” by the Arcade Fire from their most recent album, The Suburbs (which we’ve mentioned several times around these parts).

So, now, I am listening to this song and whenever I listen to this song I think about them thinking about me thinking about them thinking about me thinking about them thinking about me thinking about them thinking about me, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

If You Got Hips, Shake Them

Posted by mariamargarita on

DANCE PARTY BREAK!

1. The Rolls Royce of fan videos.

2. I know you know the title, artist and lyrics to this jam:

3. Bring some class (and a little colombian nose candy via williamsburg) to your dance party:

4.WHY WASTE YOUR TIME? YOU KNOW YOU’RE GONNA BE MINE?

5. Chris Brown is a douche and I hope no one ever buys his music ever again.

6. This song is the equivalent to the McDonald’s Dollar Menu on my Foods Filled With Shame list (it’s not quite a celeste pizza for one):

7. I’ve probably heard this song thousands of times and I didn’t realize it was about being drug free. My mind is blown.

8. This song poses a very important question.

9. This video will reduce all of your current needs to two very basic things.

10.You will never find a better opening to any song. EVER.