like enya and a shit sandwich thrown in a hello kitty! blender. enjoy!

well, this is thursday. it should be cthulhu chursday! but i lack the photos for that. so instead, i give you a dinosaur fucking a robot.

you thought i was joking, didn't you....

you thought i was joking, didn't you....

sadly i’m not stockpiling those kinds of thursday photos. hopefully it will all be ok! this is kind of one of those “wtf?” kind of posts. why? because this is america in 2k9. and things tend to be a little bit ridiculous.

first up in line of my own little circus is ryan adams and mandy moore. yes. i. have. to. go. there. for one thing, it made the gossip page in NY Daily News. they also spelled his name wrong. jesus, don’t they have copy editors??? and second, no one is denying it. third, this is the same girl that was linked to DJ AM a few months ago after “his almost deadly plane crash” and is now back with adams….? and also was engaged to zach braff?

the starter engagement

the starter engagement

to now, when you go to an internet search engine and type in “ryan adams” you get “RYAN ADAMS AND MANDY MOORE!!!!!!!!” i added those exclamation points. but the all caps, that’s real. he will never be his own entity. he will now be mandy moore’s sidekick. ugh.

no one in their right mind wears sunglasses that ugly. unless you're a SoCal hipster.

no one in their right mind wears sunglasses that ugly. unless you're a SoCal hipster.

well, that’s all i have to say about thaaaat.

next up on my chopping block…..the octuplet mom! honestly, i don’t care. not really. the only reason i care is because my internet news page floods me with shit on this. and my hairdresser talks about it. and !!!News talks about it. i am flooded with shit on this crazy lil e-z bake kid oven/baby factory.

aaaaaaaaw yeeeeeeeeaaah.

aaaaaaaaw yeeeeeeeeaaah.

if someone is slightly scrambled eggs in the brain region, they have six kids already, hey….who knows what could happen. throw in their former occupation was a psychiatric technician, some facial…….renovations? and a whole lot of other mess…well, things just get interesting. but i’m not People effin magazine. if you want trash, you know where to find it. hell, even America’s Source for Top News even saw fit to fan the flames. why? not because her living place is a possible health hazard. not because that home might be taken due to foreclosure. not because those babies will be fighting for a chance at the teet. or fighting for the mom’s attention, not just from that litter, but from the other six that came before it, but because of this. thank you, fox news.

next up! the finance manager of japan. i want to apply for this position. some of you readers may ask why? why, peanut st. cosmo? why leave your post at counter-force dot com to take such a low level job? well, for a few reasons.

1.

the honorable president of japan, Hello Kitty.

the honorable president of japan, Hello Kitty.

2. awesome speech writer.

a man of many pieces, Haruki Murakami

a man of many pieces, Haruki Murakami

3. cool office equipment.

needs more bling.....

needs more bling.....

and 4. look at the guy i’m replacing…..? jesus H! seriously. if that’s not a hot mess, i don’t know what is. if that guy can get away with being a booze hound, peanut will be employee of the month!

next up! who the hell leaked out photos of a beat up rihanna? seriously? that’s just messed up. someone’s mom needs to take them over her knee (not that peanut st. cosmo condones spanking, but come on!) and teach them a lesson. what the hell? is nothing private? she’s been off hiding in her hometown since nastiness went down, not out smearing his name. i’m not even linking this shit, i just saw the headline and felt bad. really really bad. what is wrong with us? i don’t actually expect an answer….

and lastly….if you thought to yourself, “there’s not been much interesting music released since this new year came down upon us,” YOU WOULD BE MISTAKEN!!!!!! why? i’ll tell you why….

THE PRODIGY IS BACK! not like” prodigy” a genius or anything. but like that british band that woooooed us all…..

yes, mixed with enya….don’t you feel in the moooood? for some lovin that includes smackin that bitch up that owes you money and is maybe pregnant with your baaaaaby? yeeeeah, me too. so what did they do? they released a new cd! little known story. when peanut was a youngster, she used to play soccer on a recreational league. their little “fire you up” song? the prodigy’s “fire starter.” i shit you not. did it work? fuck no! we were losers! but who is not a loser? the prodigy! because they have a new cd! this kinda just falls under the andrew w.k. file.

i like to party hard. and. drink. fight. juice. YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!

i like to party hard. and. drink. fight. juice. YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!

do what you will with this new release. if you buy it (rather than download like the lil pirate you are) i recommend maybe using it as a conversation starting coaster! haaaar. nighters!